YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
I did something like this in highschool because I was too shy to pass a real ” i have a crush on you” note…
mother fucker knew the language by heart
Umm did he get down on one knee immediately? Because I would’ve. That’s badass. I bought my friend an Elvish/Dwarvish dictionary in middle school but never learned it myself.
Haha no, he politely stated that he would rather just be friends, and while I was a bit embarrassed, I was not hurt/upset. He was a pretty cool guy, I hope life has treated him well since highschool :)
Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Amy’s Baking Company Owner Might Get Deported
It appears that Samy Bouzaglo, the Israeli-born co-owner of the now infamous Amy’s Baking Company, may be facing deportation from the United States in a two-year-long immigration case. According to local news reports, the restauranteur’s legal woes may possibly be linked to his past criminal history involving drug distribution, threats and extortion and he even managed to get himself banned from entering both France and Germany, according to an anonymous source who spoke to NBC. His wife and business partner Amy has previously had legal troubles as well, having plead guilty to the misusing a Social Security number when she applied for a $15,000 bank loan back in 2003.
Karma’s a bitch, huh?
Look, someone who gets it.
This is perfect.
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
I say “the communists have come”.
I like ‘shark week’ and ‘CSI’ personally
Dildology is a brand new non-profit organization that will send sex toys to labs to have them independently tested. With this, there will finally be some accountability within the sex toy industry, and we’ll have a much better idea which manufacturers to trust — and which to side-eye.
To remain unaffiliated and unbiased, Dildology won’t be able to sell advertising space. So, peeps, raise your
glassdollars and donate in memory of:
- Packaging that lies to our faces, calling things “high grade silicone” and “medical grade material” when they are not
- That time one of my old cock rings bled THROUGH A PLASTIC BAG and onto a Jimmyjane cord
- Having to crowdsource to figure out what a material even is
- All the times a reviewer has accepted as fact that sex toys stink, taste gross, and cause a burning sensation
Read the rest on my blog: Once and for all: what’s in our sex toys? » Hey Epiphora
OMG THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!
The lack of accountability in the sex toy industry is shocking and frankly kinda scary.
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU TELL ME - ”
Bottom Text: “NO.”]
No, you cannot have a discount on it. No, it doesn’t come in any other colors. No, we don’t have any more in the back. No, I am not going to let you cut in front of the line. No, you can’t come in to ‘just look’ after we close. No, I don’t know where the nearest car wash is. No, I don’t know if or when we’re getting more in. No, we don’t do alterations in the store. No, I have no idea if this will fit your cousin. No, that is not my natural hair color. No, I don’t want to hear your racist/sexist joke. No, I will not take your money that you just pulled out of your bra/shoe/pants. No, I can’t break the rules “just this once” for you. No, your bratty little child is not adorable. No, I’m not going to tell you what I’m doing after work. No, you can’t return it after you wash it. No, you can’t have cash back. No, I do not get paid enough to deal with this shit. No. No no no no NO.
You should all join me ‘n my coworker Shauna.
Instead if the Knights who say “NI!” we’re the Knights who say “NO!”
Although I have trust in The Hobbit production crew, I pray that the next two films are so mindblowing the critics who bashed the first film so terribly will have to eat their own words.
I hope so too, op. Now that people have had a chance to realize that The Hobbit is it’s own series, not LotR 2.0 I think it’ll do a lot better. More people have gone out and read or reread the book.
That and not having to compete with a super serious classic film with a huge fan base like Les Mis should help too.